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Thoughts on Writing: Would you be interested in writing the narrative for a videogame?

pequethoughts:

We’re Looking for Writers

At Choice of Games LLC, we’re looking for authors to write more interactive novels and multiple-choice games, in the style of Choice of the Dragon and

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When I try to explain to people how I have no filter

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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tennantarse: x

tennantarse:

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(via haikumoon)

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The Internet was made for people like this.

The Internet was made for people like this.

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Because CATS, that’s why.

Because CATS, that’s why.

(Source: funnyarena, via jimmyfungus)

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perchu:

-Hey punks

-It’s time for a giveaway!!!

To celebrate the new animal crossing, and all my new followers, I’m having an Animal Crossing: New Leaf + Nintendo 3DS giveaway!!

So if you win, you’ll get a new unused copy of AC: New Leaf, and a brand new black nintendo 3DS!

Rules are as follow:

  • Since it’s a giveaway for my followers, you must be following me.
  • You may reblog as many times as you want, but don’t spam anyone, because that’s just rude.
  • Likes don’t count
  • Giveaway blogs are not allowed, sideblogs are fine, as long as you actually use them ^-^
  • I’ll only pay for free shipping inside USA and Canada! Otherwise, i’m sorry, but you have to pay for shipping. It’s pretty expensive.

This giveaway will end June 15th!!

Good luck!

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inspector-pervert:

quecaigaelsistema:

milkywaywhite:

Dogs falling asleep in their food

The best photoset I have ever seen a direct window into my soul

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For a children’s show, Adventure Time is full of adult fears

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Being unable to care for your child

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Being overpowered by your child

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Being manipulated into an abusive relationship

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Being attacked by your spouse

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Depression and attempted suicide

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Threat of miscarriage

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Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s

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Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse

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When I was tagging this.. I realized how clever the name “RiCARDIO” was for a heart. I feel really slow now, but it totally gave me a chuckle. ” oh myy!!”

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Evil 8

While I’m not that familiar with the show, I was caught off guard when I heard a list of these characteristics and they perfectly described several people that I was thankful not to have in my life any more. I’m posting to warn others that if someone they know displays one or more of these characteristics, they may want to see less of these people ( or address it if it is family).  No good ever comes from these people and they inevitably destroy themselves when they are through destroying everyone they know.
 
Dr Phil’s EVIL 8……… (avoid people with these characteristics)

“Evil Eight”

1. Arrogant entitlement-they think they can get away with anything they do.
2. Lack empathy
3. No remorse/guilt
4. Irresponsible/self-destructive
5. Thrive on drama
6. Brag about outsmarting others.
7. Short-term relationships.
8. Fantasy world/delusional

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Addams family dimples

Because wondering about my son’s personality inevitably leads me to think of this scene.